kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x] 

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x

iprovidethepaint:

watchtheskytonight:

This man is our kind

Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

image

himilky:

lefthanded-whitetern:

afightagainstentropy:

themaskednegro:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

So this is what a slow descent into madness feels like.

I have just heard souls crying out through the ironclad gates of hell

what the shit

You could mention this to me when I’m fifty and I will still laugh hysterically

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

*Little girl at build-a-bear has just finished making her bear. Little cutesy flowery thing. She is now shopping for outfits*

Little girl to store clerk: Do you have a Bane costume?
Store clerk: no sorry, only batman
Little girl: *sigh* ok I guess I’ll take batman.

There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.