ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

georgetakei:

From Epic Parenting: 

Good idea, parents?


That’s a really good way to teach your kids how to pick locks.

georgetakei:

From Epic Parenting:

Good idea, parents?

That’s a really good way to teach your kids how to pick locks.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out [boredpanda]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

realitymonster:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I’ll do my part to making sure this has more than enough reblogs to outweigh the angry asks.

aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from ….